Greedo Shot First?

So I know this guy who knows this guy who knows a rat and I saw a ripped copy of Revenge of the Sith. This in it’s self is not a big deal because every day movies get ripped off on the internet and I’m all for this but……. I find it extremely funny that the most insane sue happy, megalomaniacal, egomaniacal, security crazed, control freak, film franchise killing fuck-tard could get his stuff ripped off. Not some kind of cam with people standing up in the middle or coughing or some sort of weird theater laugh track; this is the DVD master copy taken from the talons of the beast himself. I have been a full on SW junkie for 30 years (well close enough to that) and seeing the things I have seen in my beloved series such as:

1. Greedo shooting first (did I miss something is that supposed to be a good thing)
   
2. Han Solo walking on Jaba the Hut (how did Jaba loose like 600 lbs and slither his wrinkled fat slug ass down to the Falcon’s hanger?)
   
3. An elephant sized creature that is covered from head to toe with floor length fur living on a planet with a mean average temperature of 185* and is covered in sand (what the hell would a herd of Banthas eat……. GRIT?)
   
4. Ewoks (please shoot me; no I mean it. Life is not worth living the more I think about a freaking Star Wars movie inhabited with teddy bears!)
   
5. Jar-Jar Binks (seriously; how he can walk down the street without an old Star Wars fan taking a bat to him is beyond me)
   
6. Some thing that drives with it’s feet saying fucking “POO DOO” (enough said)

So after all of these insults Me-sa think itsa funny thatsa Mista George-a got ripped off-sa. My official review of the DVD rip is this: Nice. Really, really nice. The quality was what you would expect from DVD. The copy I saw was played in a DVD player and not in a computer so that was handy. And the graphics were even sharper in the DVD format than I remembered in the theater. So when it comes out on video BUY IT. If someone you know, knows someone who knows someone else’s uncles, cousins, half brother that is willing to give you a rip of the DVD take it and remember that karma is a bitch for butt holes who okay putting Rastafarian salamanders into the best set of movies ever.

Is this what George looks like when he hears he got ganked?