Toe the Line...

So last night I was in the line for Serenity and met some really interesting folks. I went up and talked to the first people in line just to see how long they had been waiting. She was a very nice gal who had been in line since 3:00 pm (movie started at 7:00) The guy behind her was a little put off by this because he had been first in line for the last dozen or so sci-fi movies. The funny thing about them is that the were Klingons (both of them). Let me repeat this for those who think they just had some sort of seizure....... KLINGONS. You know Star Trek looked like Romulans in the 60's grew some sort of turtle on their head in the 80's. You know Klingons! They are from the House VamPyr. The oldest continuous lineage house in the state of Colorado and, something like the third oldest Klingon house in the United States. How did I know they were Klingons you wonder? Well they gave me a business card (sorry you are still not having a seizure). Of course this makes sense because; you should have a business card to give that little extra bit of cool (damn that hurt my head just typing that). There is something very wrong about having cool and Klingon in the same paragraph (my brain bone hurts really bad). Let me give you a little taste of the Klingon Empire:

The VamPyr's belong to a Mysterious Klingon Family line called "The Family of Blood" after defeating an enemy in battle this family line has a ritual of drinking the blood of the vanquished in order to gain their life energy. Whether or not this is based in fact, most races including Klingons give the Vampyr a wide berth.

I could not make this up. It is on the back of the business card. Why do bad thing happen to good people (like me having that stuck in my skull for the rest of my life...... and now you) But wait there's more. Before I continue The Klingon people were really nice. I mean it; really nice. The have the Milehi convention coming up in October. The convention goes to support literacy programs so big props for them. Please visit there web site at http://www.milehicon.org/ . If you can't go to the convention send them a check you cheap bastards.

Now more brain damage. I was talking to couple of guys in line and they seemed pretty nice when they started chirping about how it was bush that we started our blogs just to see Serenity. Okay it may have been a little week but kiss my ass. Don't lay your crap on me man! Anyway; this dude starts chatting politics and sense I'm a Political Science major I always like to banter a little bit. This yoyo says to me that he is a Pro Choice, Anti Death penalty, Pro Gay marriage Republican. About that moment it felt like a nest of termites were trying to gnaw their way out of my head in all different directions. One more time "I'm a Pro Choice, Anti Death penalty, Pro Gay marriage Republican". Then doesn't that make you a Democrat? Why would you think like that and vote the exact opposite of what you believe? Dude from the line, if you read this..... You are a closet case, self loathing denial mongar. Don't reject who you are. Embrace it. That way maybe the thrombosis in my head will just cut loose and finish me off instead of having that dumb ass statement stuck in my head for god knows how long. Sitting. Waiting. Planning.