Thursday, December 22, 2005

The Lion, The Witch and who gives a shit!


I am a lover of movies and I generally enjoy about 80% of the movies that I go and see. That might even be a little conservative. I find a little something good in most of the movies I see. I might not go see them again but immediately after I see a movie I usually have a decent reaction. Well; let me tell you about The Lion, The Witch and the who gives a flying crapper. The first thing that came to mind was this movie is about 5 years too late. Had it come out before the Lord of the Ring trilogy It might have been pretty fresh and cool. Well; maybe that is overstating. My wife is telling me it would have been cool had it come out before but now you can't help but to compare it to LOR (thanks for the input honey). BUT had it come out before the LOR movies it still would have had a 1 hour and 20 minute lull in the middle of the movie that would have been a great time for a nap.

(What is making this an extra fun experience writing this review tonight is having my wife sitting here reading over my shoulder and correcting spelling, grammar and context for me while I write. If you have not had this experience I highly recommend it. Nothing is better for your soul than that. Thanks honey.)

Now where the fuck was I.... Oh yea anyway The Lion, the ...... (the saga with my wife continues even after she sat here and read my mini diatribe on her help. Now she is threatening me with biting off my fingers if I don't stop writing about her. Marage rocks. HUGE) now what was I writing about oh ponies. Right; now, ponies are really cool. I had one named Snowball once. It was really great. So basically don't go see the stupid movie no matter how much Jesus might want you to. Stay home and write something with your wife instead.