MI3 (Tom Cruise is still a Fag Butt...)

The Latest installment in the Mission Impossible series is a 5 star (*****) go see this mother, movie. Seriously; if you are still reading this you are fucking nuts! I had some pretty major reservations about seeing this movie; especially after the MI 2 John Woo disaster and near destruction of this fun summer time franchise.

Real quick note on John Woo: What the fuck is with Woo? Okay; Replacement Killers was totally harsh and kick ass with a story that you could actually follow. Loved Replacements Killers! Then Came a series of shit ass crap over dramatic almost cartoon like crap monkeys, Face Off, Hard Target, Broken Arrow, MI2, Wind Talkers. The one thread through these movies besides the high suck factor, the totally un-understandable plot, the seemingly endless nonsescicle slow motion shots, and hero's that were totally unlike-able, were doves/pigeons There is always one moment in these piece of monkey mung movies where there is someone walking through shadows into a flock of doves/pigeons in SLOW MOTION!! I 100% believe that extended slow motions scenes are the tools of a SLOW minded director. How many slow MO moments were there in Raiders of the Lost Arc, Star Wars, Jaws, Starship Troopers..... Maybe 1 total. Get it? Think that is a coincidence. One set of movies sucks, one are all time classics. The funniest part of this is that John Woo only consulted on Replacement Killers. So basically if you want to see a shitty movie, Make sure you see a John Woo movie.

Now back to MI3..... So Tom Cruise is a total MO; or am I just high. See I believe that you watch movies based on how much you like the people in them and, I think Cruise is a total MO. That being said he rocks this movie. Even though whenever he is kissing a woman you can just tell he is pretty uncomfortable. You can tell he is thinking about the happy place (snuggled up with hot coco and his boy friend Pablo) Anyway he does rock this movie and even though he is a MO and has become totally bazaar he blew up my; you like him you watch him; theory. So do you think his wings make him look gay or is it his car? I can't decide, please let me know.

Bahar Smooekh is one totally hot piece of ass in this movie. I know she is coming out in at least two new movies SAW 3 and The Prince of Persia..... They sound like total suck feasts but I figure that if I wear my head-phones and don't wear any pants I should be great. (okay that was a little bit well.... Let's just drop that okay?!?)

Anyway the movie was awesome. The action was great. They had no issue with killing anyone, but the violence was a bit subdued. The stunts were great but there was only one scene that really felt like a stunt; if you know what I mean? So the suspension of disbelief was rocking the entire movie (except that Tom is into pussy). It was so intense that my feet were sweating like crazy by the end of the movie. I'm not sure what that means (maybe I want to make out with Tom or maybe the action was just that intense, either way..).

So to sum up go see this movie. Now! SERIOUSLY RUN RIGHT GOSH DARN NOW!!!!